i make a good chaperone

The Phantom of The School Ball

2009-10-02T20:38:00.000-07:00

Or perhaps it's the man without a face, the man in the iron mask? I could go on...

Just when you think it's safe to all group together behind a gross sofa and take a photo...the phantom makes an appearance.

Now you see him now you don't.

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Team America Fashion Police

2009-10-02T18:10:00.000-07:00

Meet Marionette, you may have seen her in such films as Team America World Police or a special guest appearance on Mr Squiggle as his long lost cousin.

This outfit was inspired by the Disney Pixar movie "Up" and all I can say is that this girl is a genius... who needs expensive limos when you can tie a few helium balloons to yourself and float home - Lolol

Up up and no way

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Thunderbirds are GO!

2009-10-01T21:09:00.000-07:00

I mean NO!

Dress up balls are always fun.

I could end the post there but it wouldn't be fair to either of these characters. Where to start? On the left we have a mixed breed Thunderbird x Smurf x Harry Potter. He can hide from Gargamel and fight Voldemort at the same time with this look. He doesn't look human...he IS an action figure!! (accessories sold separately).

On the right we have our drunken damzel in distress...well she is not in distress anymore because smurfy potter in blue shining armour has rescued her from the bad guys. Sadly, nothing will save them from the fashion police.

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p.s Thanks Dawn!

He was a boy, She was a girl, Can I make it anymore obvious?

2009-10-01T20:50:00.000-07:00

He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say
He wanted her
She'd never tell, secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth.

All you need is punk rock attitude, blonde messy hair and some colourful Chucks and you can be Avril Lavigne. Don't give up on those hardcore dreams.

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'Yes Mum...I Love You Too'

2009-10-01T20:40:00.003-07:00

'OH Hi Mum'

'Yeah Mum I promise...I'll clean my room as soon as I get home. No i said pick me up at ten!'

In an interview they were asked 'Who dressed you?'. Their answer...MUM of course. Whether it's to organise a lift home or to discuss if it's ok for Josh to come over for a sleepover, mum is only a speed dial away.

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Cream/Beige/Mushroom...Good enough to eat!

2009-09-20T03:50:00.000-07:00

Not only does he camouflage almost into the background with his lil beige number, but this boy is hiding a secret. The secret of where he got such an awesome haircut from. I think he went Back to the Future and got some style tips off Doc Brown & a haircut from Marty McFlys hairdresser. Watch out girls, this ones a keeper :) - Lolol

Yes ladies he is a keeper...for the simple fact he has a magical beige jacket. Not only is it a million sizes too big (no matter how hard he tries he will never outgrow) but it also converts to a sturdy couch cover or roll out awning. Never be cold again with this stylish winter jacket - sleeps ten.

Oh and i almost forgot to mention what the jacket isn't hiding...his little pig trotter hands. Nothing like having baby sausages for fingers. Yummo.

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Trenchcoat Ponytail Combo

2009-09-20T03:47:00.000-07:00

Its raining outside, and this guy is well prepared with his Driza - A- Bone,. Excuse me is that a ponytail i see hiding behind your bow tie?? Sinister pair these two - Lolol

Wow! Danny Devito has sure lost a lot of weight since he played the Penguin. At least he kept the costume. I am not sure if his friend is an evil villan or a troubled undercover cop - either way i am sure he is hiding a loaded gun and some feelings under that trench.
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Blades of Glory

2009-09-20T03:19:00.000-07:00

ATTENTION all students - ISU World Figure Skating Championships called and they want their costume back !!! - Lolol

Bedazzled Bombshells

2009-09-20T03:08:00.001-07:00

Dont get me wrong, i love a good bedazzled outfit, but these dresses look like the Bedazzler machine has thrown up all over them, for those of you playing at home:

be·daz·zled, be·daz·zling, be·daz·zles
1. To dazzle so completely as to make blind.

time to put the Bedazzler away or for more information https://www.mybedazzler.com/Default.aspx?mid=523535- Lolol

Hemorrhoids Heroine

2009-09-19T20:21:00.000-07:00

She just busted through one of those country western style wooden swingin' door thingys and she is here to tell us hemorrhoids can be managed if you BYO inflatable ring. I think it could be the next snuggie.

Yeee HAAAAHHHHH..OW!

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You Were A Good Cat BUT Now A Better Hat!

2009-09-19T20:01:00.000-07:00

It's hard when we lose a pet. RIP fluffy - at least now you have a use...as a ridiculous headpiece. I am baffled by this girl, if the baggy white gloves and the totally silly umbrella weren't enough (are you not inside girls?) this hat takes the cake. Is she playing in a band? Perhaps after her ball she has a nightjob as a toilet brush. I think all involved (me, you, fluffy, her and her umbrella holding friend) are a little scared and confused.

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Please tell me where you can buy oversized cocktail umbrellas from??? - Lolol

Lame And Lonely

2009-09-19T19:57:00.000-07:00

At least he has mastered the art of the self hug because I think this dude will cry himself to sleep alone tonight on his big tear stained pillow. The hat, the glasses and the glowstick necklaces all say 'i'm a fun guy' (not really) but we all see the sadness here.

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Lamb Dressed As Mutton

2009-09-19T19:42:00.000-07:00

Looks like a cougar dressed this one. This is definitely a MILF look- with the M standing for minor (and obviously the F standing for friend). I am not sure if it's the pose, the short mid 40's mum do or the Millers leopard print that bothers me but watch out boys...ROAWRR

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A Pale Shade Of Douche

2009-09-19T19:27:00.000-07:00

I am totally convinced this guy is awesome. He knows he looks like a douche but has fooled us all by turning around and giving us the douchey thumbs up. Sure he is wearing white and needs to avoid the bolognaise at the buffet but he is embracing the fact he is a mega douche...a rad mega douche.

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There IS Something About Mary

2009-09-19T19:11:00.000-07:00

Someone did their hair themselves and good for her. Hairdressers are totally overrated...I don't even think they offer this look! I award her the 'Great Effort hair award', it's kind of like the 'I ran in a race sticker '- totally patronising. Epic Fail.

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This is the Hilton - Not the trailer park

2009-09-17T23:01:00.001-07:00

Ok Pretty woman, you cant shop here...time to go back to where you came from.. and she looks like this and shes not even drunk? God help us all - Lolol

I Wear My Sunglasses At Night....so i can so i can

2009-09-17T22:57:00.002-07:00

It was nice of shaggy to come to his school ball. He still claims it wasn't him but we know the truth. These boys get a special merit award for accessorising and bring a new layer of lame to the art of school ball photography. *Special special award to the white boy...he may not be able to jump but he has mastered 'i'm cheeky peeking through my sunglasses'. If this boy was an 80's song...we all know which one he would be.

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Doesnt Shaggy look sooo boombastic in those sunglasses...well spotted my friend! - Lolol

Little Ho Peeps

2009-09-17T22:57:00.001-07:00

Siamese ponytail twins....Can't see when one begins and the other one ends - Lolol

Mamas Boy Makes Good

2009-09-17T22:53:00.000-07:00

His mother knew he could do it and he did it. I am not quite sure if his sash says 'dork of the ball' or 'beau of the ball 'but he has a sash and that's all that matters. I think the white satin waistcoat just pushed him over the edge to win!

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To be quite honest, I dont think this boy actually won "Beau of The Ball." I think this guys name is Beau and his nanna has got on her antique embroidery machine and whipped up this lil number. make Nanna proud Beau, make her Proud - Lolol

Collect A Ginge

2009-09-17T22:49:00.000-07:00

Lolol and I are here to entertain but mostly to collect gingers. We love all high school ball photos but particularly enjoy a good red head. This one even has a friend. What do we want? Freckles! When do we want them...now!!

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Who wears the Pants?

2009-09-17T22:40:00.000-07:00

I'm lost for words...jkjk a lil help please?? - Lolol

it's a rags to riches when harry met gary story. They both wear the pants for now...later the pants will go back to Ferrari and this teenage romance will live on brokeback style.
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The Devil Doesnt wear Prada!

2009-09-17T22:36:00.001-07:00

awwww, i love a good brother sister couple, plus Devil horns...sweet - Lolol

Does my butt look big in this??

2009-09-17T22:31:00.000-07:00

Why yes in fact it does...also makes you look at least 8 months pregnant too... P.s, nice duffle bag lil mermaid :) - Lolol

Top Shelf Prom Night Nerves

2009-09-17T22:22:00.000-07:00

Sure this guys is smiling but I am not quite sure if he's smiling because he's happy, lucky or because he is scared. I am guessing ALL of the above.

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Graduating Class of 78 back for a reunion

2009-09-17T22:20:00.000-07:00

This lovely pair are living in Nostalgia City. I think this guy does make a good "chaperone" . Geez a slight resemblance to Mr & Mrs Creepy (like to watch you pee pee) dont you think?? Directions to Nostalgia City you ask??...take a right turn at No Make Up and swing a left at Baaaaad Haircut - Lolol

Dorks R Us

2009-09-17T22:17:00.001-07:00

Sure one day these boys will be rich and through their ugly duckling stage but until then they will show their braces and laugh about how cool it is to wear t shirts to their school ball.

Tuxedo shirt $25

Borrowing dads pants - Free

Believing that your mum thinks you're special - Priceless

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That's Bond...Lame Bond.

2009-09-17T22:12:00.001-07:00

Lame Bond...likes his choc milk shaken not stirred.

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Cadbury

2009-09-17T21:51:00.000-07:00

I don't know about you but this guy's clothes looks good enough to eat. Seriously...I think he IS top deck and his date is a block of cadbury chocolate. Cadbury have really gone to huge obscure lengths to advertise. Can they even wear these colours? Isn't purple copyrighted? Chocolate anyone?

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I raise my eyebrows to this "Duo" Cadbury commercial style - Lolol

MOBBED!

2009-09-17T21:46:00.000-07:00

Williams wish wellingtons! He looks pretty gangsta! If I find cute little William wellingtonless at the bottom of the Hudson....this guy is going down.
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Where's the token asian/Lucy Lui?

2009-09-17T21:44:00.000-07:00

Charlie....we're missing an angel!

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a bowlicious mullet cut above the rest

2009-09-17T21:16:00.001-07:00

No matter how much we spend at Ferrari Formal wear the haircut will find a way to let the whole ensemble down. It's a country bumpkin hybrid.